English with TV Series: Girls and Valentine’s Day

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okay okay Roger was creepy but he was nothing compared to Pete Carney.

Which one was Pete Carney?

Pete the Weeper. Remember the guy that used to cry every

time we had sex?

Oh, was it good for you?

yeah well I take a little crying any day over Howard

the "I Win" guy. I win! I win!

I went out with the guy for two months, I didn't get to win once.

How do we end up

with these jerks? We're good people!

I don't know. Maybe we're like some kind of magnets.

I know I am that's why I can't wear a digital watch.

there's more beer, right?

Oh you know my friend Abby who shaves her head? She says that if you

want to break the bad boyfriend cycle you can do like a cleansing ritual.

Pheebs this woman is voluntarily bald.

Yeah! So, we can do it tomorrow night you guys.

It's Valentine's Day, it's perfect.

Okay

well what kind of ritual?

Okay we can, we can burn the stuff they gave us.

Or?

Or...

Or we can chant and dance around naked you know with sticks

Burnings good. Burning is good.

Okay so now we need sage branches and the sacramental wine.

All I had is oregano and a fresca.

Um... that's okay

All right now we need the semen of a righteous man.

Okay Pheebs you know what if we had that we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place.

Can we just start throwing things in?

Yeah okay okay

Okay, Barry's letters, Adam Ritter's boxer shorts.

And I have the receipt for my dinner with no Kalulu...

Hey, look there's a picture of Scottie Jared naked.

Oh let me see!

Hey he's wearing a sweater.

No...

Ew!

okay and here we have the last of Paolo's grappa.

Rachel isn't it almost pure...?

What do we got there?

A piece of soaked boxer shorts, greeting cards. Looks like a half-charred picture of...

Wow, that guy's hairier than the chief

It's a really funny story how this happened.

It's alright, it's alright. You don't have to explain. This isn't the first boyfriend bonfire that we've seen get

out of control.

You're a third call tonight.

Really?

Oh sure Valentine's is our busiest night of the year.

But we get off around midnight why don't we pick up then?

Ok, great!

So, will you bring the truck?

I'll even let you ring the bell. We'll see you later! Bye! See ya! Oh my God!

See? There you go. The Cleansing worked!

You're right! They're nice guys!

They're firemen guys!

You guy tell them you were married?

No way. You kidding? My girlfriend doesn't know, no way I'm gonna tell them.

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